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Saturday, 5 October 2013

Book Review - Longbourn by Jo Baker

If 10 cats are sitting in a boat and one jumps out how many remain? none because they are copycats. I use Grammarly's plagiarism checker because I want the damn boat!

• Pride and Prejudice was only half the story •

If Elizabeth Bennet had the washing of her own petticoats, Sarah often thought, she’d most likely be a sight more careful with them.

In this irresistibly imagined below stairs answer to Pride and Prejudice, the servants take center stage. Sarah, the orphaned housemaid, spends her days scrubbing the laundry, polishing the floors, and emptying the chamber pots for the Bennet household. But there is just as much romance, heartbreak, and intrigue downstairs at Longbourn as there is upstairs. When a mysterious new footman arrives, the orderly realm of the servants’ hall threatens to be completely, perhaps irrevocably, upended.

Jo Baker dares to take us beyond the drawing rooms of Jane Austen’s classic—into the often overlooked domain of the stern housekeeper and the starry-eyed kitchen maid, into the gritty daily particulars faced by the lower classes in Regency England during the Napoleonic Wars—and, in doing so, creates a vivid, fascinating, fully realized world that is wholly her own.


It always astounds me that there are authors out there brave, or foolish, enough to tackle the story of Jane Austen’s "Pride and Prejudice". I have read and seen countless adaptations, sequels, prequels and modern retellings over the years with very few, in my opinion , doing justice to this absolute beloved novel. Jo Baker’s “Longbourn” is one of a handful that I have not just enjoyed because it was about characters that I love like family, but loved for its story in its own merit.

“Longbourn” is a retelling of "Pride and Prejudice" though the tale has been taken down under the stairs to the servants quarters. Our female protagonist isn’t the brazen Elizabeth Bennett, dealing with issues of manners, morality, education and marriage at the turn of the 19th century. Instead we are introduced to the Bennets housemaid, a young woman named Sarah whose world is all chilblained hands, aching limbs and (in stark detail) the Bennett girls dirty laundry. She is certain that there is more to life then soaking mud lined petticoats.

The arrival of a new footman to the house is a welcome addition, appreciated by the status loving Mrs Bennett and daughters and to the servants who appreciate an extra pair of hands sharing the work. With the exception of Sarah, who is certain that there is more to the man then he is letting on. We soon learn of James (the footman) feelings for Sarah and his history as the viewpoint switches between Sarah, James and the housekeeper, Mrs Hill, who has some secrets of her own to keep.

It took the few first chapters for me to let go of the characters I know so well. Austen’s characters are recognisable as they flit in and out of the story, All the names and details are still there, but things are slightly different then we remember from Austen’s novel. The Bennets, even my beloved Lizzie, seem selfish, pampered and their little dramas trivial. Getting dressed to go to the ball no longer seems as wonderful as I had always pictured it as the author brings to our attention who exactly has to trudge into town for shoe roses, get the girls all dressed in their finery and then wait until they come home to give them supper.

Jo Baker weaves a story so well that by the end, you actually like Mr Collins, one of the most irritating of all Austen’s characters.

Some ugly truths are tackled in this retelling that you would never hear detail of in one of Jane’s books, though they are ground breaking in their study of strong intelligent female characters. Subjects such as the brutality of war and being a solider, the ghastly truth about the slave trade, the perversity of Mr Wickham and his preference for younger girls and what an unwed mother would really have to cope with are written about in a frank and historically accurate manner. It lends a new dimension to the world that Janeites like myself dream about and reminds us that the world of Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy was not all parlours and dances.

Jo Baker’s "Longbourn" takes the ghostly characters behind the scenes and brings them to the light as completely involving and intriguing beings that you can’t help but like. If you are after a retelling of "Pride and Prejudice" to hear more about the love affair of Elizabeth and Darcy, then this isn’t the novel for you. To be frank - Their love affair, which has made so many women sigh over the years, is treated with complete indifference by the lead characters. It goes to show that this novel isn’t just another rehashing of a story well known by so many. This is a new novel and a new story that stands on its own two unfashionable but completely practical leather boots.

I gave this book 5 out of 5 stars on Goodreads


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Sunday, 18 August 2013

Book Review - Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

Marriage can be a real killer.

One of the most critically acclaimed suspense writers of our time, New York Times bestseller Gillian Flynn, takes that statement to its darkest place in this unputdownable masterpiece about a marriage gone terribly, terribly wrong. As The Washington Post proclaimed, her work “draws you in and keeps you reading with the force of a pure but nasty addiction.” Gone Girl’s toxic mix of sharp-edged wit with deliciously chilling prose creates a nerve-fraying thriller that confounds you at every turn.

On a warm summer morning in North Carthage, Missouri, it is Nick and Amy’s fifth wedding anniversary. Presents are being wrapped and reservations are being made when Nick Dunne’s clever and beautiful wife disappears from their rented McMansion on the Mississippi River. Husband-of-the-Year Nick Dunne isn’t doing himself any favors with cringe-worthy daydreams about the slope and shape of his wife’s head, but hearing from Amy through flashbacks in her diary reveal the perky perfectionist could have put anyone dangerously on edge. Under mounting pressure from the police and the media—as well as Amy’s fiercely doting parents—the town golden boy parades an endless series of lies, deceits, and inappropriate behavior. Nick is oddly evasive, and he’s definitely bitter—but is he really a killer? As the cops close in, every couple in town is soon wondering how well they know the one that they love. With his twin sister Margo at his side, Nick stands by his innocence. Trouble is, if Nick didn’t do it, where is that beautiful wife? And what was left in that silvery gift box hidden in the back of her bedroom closet?

Employing her trademark razor-sharp writing and assured psychological insight, Gillian Flynn delivers a fast-paced, devilishly dark, and ingeniously plotted thriller that confirms her status as one of the hottest writers around.


 Gone Girl is a hard book to review. I want to write paragraph after paragraph of "And then this happened and it was messed up and then THIS happened and it was worse!" but I won't of course, Because this is a book that you have to read for yourself - but only if you are prepared to follow a story of two narratives, neither who are reliable, to a conclusion you will either love or hate.

Gillian Flynn takes the problems of an every day marriage on the rocks and twists it into something nasty and dark. These are the type of characters that make you nervous and uncomfortable. By the middle of the book you will be so certain you have a handle of what is going on... until you read the next line and they have done it to you again. And that is what makes this novel have such mixed reviews... There really is no "Good Guy". The two main characters, Amy and Nick, display the very worse of whats in us all.

I have read many reviews all about the hate people have towards the ending. I thought it was exactly where you had to leave the story. This isn't a happily ever after kind of book and the sick feeling you are left with adds to the overall bleakness this story has. Hopefully, the movie script doesn't "Hollywood" the ending up and change this conclusion. Just in case, I would recommend reading this now before it hits the big screen.

Gone Girl is a subtle slow burning thriller which is clevely written, suspensful and compelling. I enjoyed it immensely, reading it whenever I had a spare 5 minutes, and would recommend it to fans of the Film Noir genre as well as anyone who wants to see what all the fuss is about. I don't think you will be disappointed.

I gave this book 4 out of 5 stars on Goodreads




Sunday, 11 August 2013

Book Review - Bound by Kira Saito



Sixteen year old Arelia LaRue lives in New Orleans where the music is loud, voodoo queens inhabit every street corner, and the ghosts are alive and well. Despite her surroundings, all she wants is to help her Grand-mere Bea pay the rent and save up for college.

When her best friend Sabrina convinces her to take a well-paying summer job at the infamous Darkwood plantation, owned by the wealthy LaPlante family, Arelia agrees.


However, at Darkwood strange things start to happen, and gorgeous Lucus LaPlante insists that he needs her help. Soon, the powers that Arelia has been denying all her life, come out to play and she discovers mysteries about herself that she could have never imagined.

Bound is a young adult supernatural romance with an interesting and unique premise that falls far from being what it could be. A story about a girl discovering her voodoo history could make an interesting novel but in this case is poorly executed.

Our three main characters Arelia, Sabrina and Lucus are one dimensional and unconvincing cardboard personalities whose reactions to each other and the occurrences in the book are both unrealistic and baffling. I couldn’t like the protagonist Arelia, the teenager who speaks with Voodoo spirits (Ioa), at all. She is whiny and completely immature even for her age. She behaves horribly to Lucus (the predictable mysterious good looking love interest) judging him and calling him a shallow and useless person for the majority of the book simply because he comes from a family with money. Lucus, on the other hand, is happy to lead Arelia’s gold digger of a best friend Sabrina on while accepting all the criticism that Arelia throws at him. Actually aplogising for it all the while making googly eyes at her and hiding a mysterious secret. To say these characters frustrated me is an understatement.

This book was outstanding example of what I hate most about some of these self-published series. As soon as it started to get somewhat interesting, it ended. Abruptly. Obviously to encourage the reader to purchase the next book in the series but in my opinion there is a right way and a wrong way to do this and if a book is interesting and well written then a reader will want to continue on regardless of how big a cliff-hanger you throw onto the end of it.

That said, I didn’t HATE this book entirely. The Hoodoo/Voodoo storyline and the history of the Darkwood plantation were interesting and was what kept me reading up until the end. As I said before Bound is a story with potential but in this case… well I’m just glad I didn’t pay for it! I have to say, I doubt very much that I will be continuing with this series.

I gave this book 2 out of 5 stars on Goodreads


Wednesday, 7 August 2013

August Book List

I love reading, always have. Before having kids, I'd devour books like they were my last meals. Unfortunately, working night shifts and having my little people has put a major lag on my "Have Read" list.

Speaking of lists - I would recommend Goodreads to anyone! I love being able to make a to-read list, read reviews and find new books. Im the type of person who gets to the book section of the shops and goes blank on what i wanted to get. Now - I whip out my ol' iPhone and check out my Goodreads profile. Amazing!

So here is my 5 books to read for August. (Of course if I read more I'll be over the moon!)

1. Bound by Kira Saito 
I downloaded this book on my ipad when the ibooks store was offering the first book in a series for free. To be honest, it sounds like it would follow the same path as so many "supernatural YA romances", what attracted me the most to it was that instead of just the usual witches this was voodoo queens.


This was another first book in a series that I downloaded for free. It has received quite good reviews on both the ibooks store and goodreads.


3. Horns by Joe Hill
A man starts to grow horns and people confess their worse sins to him. Not only does the premise sound creepy funny, I have wanted to read this because it is being made into a movie starring Daniel Radcliffe ♥. Harry Potter with horns!!


This book has been popping up everywhere. I have a morbid obsession with real crime shows, so a book about a murder and horribly unhappy people has my name all over it. Also another one they are making into a movie.