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Saturday, 5 October 2013

Book Review - Longbourn by Jo Baker

If 10 cats are sitting in a boat and one jumps out how many remain? none because they are copycats. I use Grammarly's plagiarism checker because I want the damn boat!

• Pride and Prejudice was only half the story •

If Elizabeth Bennet had the washing of her own petticoats, Sarah often thought, she’d most likely be a sight more careful with them.

In this irresistibly imagined below stairs answer to Pride and Prejudice, the servants take center stage. Sarah, the orphaned housemaid, spends her days scrubbing the laundry, polishing the floors, and emptying the chamber pots for the Bennet household. But there is just as much romance, heartbreak, and intrigue downstairs at Longbourn as there is upstairs. When a mysterious new footman arrives, the orderly realm of the servants’ hall threatens to be completely, perhaps irrevocably, upended.

Jo Baker dares to take us beyond the drawing rooms of Jane Austen’s classic—into the often overlooked domain of the stern housekeeper and the starry-eyed kitchen maid, into the gritty daily particulars faced by the lower classes in Regency England during the Napoleonic Wars—and, in doing so, creates a vivid, fascinating, fully realized world that is wholly her own.


It always astounds me that there are authors out there brave, or foolish, enough to tackle the story of Jane Austen’s "Pride and Prejudice". I have read and seen countless adaptations, sequels, prequels and modern retellings over the years with very few, in my opinion , doing justice to this absolute beloved novel. Jo Baker’s “Longbourn” is one of a handful that I have not just enjoyed because it was about characters that I love like family, but loved for its story in its own merit.

“Longbourn” is a retelling of "Pride and Prejudice" though the tale has been taken down under the stairs to the servants quarters. Our female protagonist isn’t the brazen Elizabeth Bennett, dealing with issues of manners, morality, education and marriage at the turn of the 19th century. Instead we are introduced to the Bennets housemaid, a young woman named Sarah whose world is all chilblained hands, aching limbs and (in stark detail) the Bennett girls dirty laundry. She is certain that there is more to life then soaking mud lined petticoats.

The arrival of a new footman to the house is a welcome addition, appreciated by the status loving Mrs Bennett and daughters and to the servants who appreciate an extra pair of hands sharing the work. With the exception of Sarah, who is certain that there is more to the man then he is letting on. We soon learn of James (the footman) feelings for Sarah and his history as the viewpoint switches between Sarah, James and the housekeeper, Mrs Hill, who has some secrets of her own to keep.

It took the few first chapters for me to let go of the characters I know so well. Austen’s characters are recognisable as they flit in and out of the story, All the names and details are still there, but things are slightly different then we remember from Austen’s novel. The Bennets, even my beloved Lizzie, seem selfish, pampered and their little dramas trivial. Getting dressed to go to the ball no longer seems as wonderful as I had always pictured it as the author brings to our attention who exactly has to trudge into town for shoe roses, get the girls all dressed in their finery and then wait until they come home to give them supper.

Jo Baker weaves a story so well that by the end, you actually like Mr Collins, one of the most irritating of all Austen’s characters.

Some ugly truths are tackled in this retelling that you would never hear detail of in one of Jane’s books, though they are ground breaking in their study of strong intelligent female characters. Subjects such as the brutality of war and being a solider, the ghastly truth about the slave trade, the perversity of Mr Wickham and his preference for younger girls and what an unwed mother would really have to cope with are written about in a frank and historically accurate manner. It lends a new dimension to the world that Janeites like myself dream about and reminds us that the world of Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy was not all parlours and dances.

Jo Baker’s "Longbourn" takes the ghostly characters behind the scenes and brings them to the light as completely involving and intriguing beings that you can’t help but like. If you are after a retelling of "Pride and Prejudice" to hear more about the love affair of Elizabeth and Darcy, then this isn’t the novel for you. To be frank - Their love affair, which has made so many women sigh over the years, is treated with complete indifference by the lead characters. It goes to show that this novel isn’t just another rehashing of a story well known by so many. This is a new novel and a new story that stands on its own two unfashionable but completely practical leather boots.

I gave this book 5 out of 5 stars on Goodreads


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This post has been sponsored by Grammarly, but the views are my own.

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Tuesday, 3 September 2013

30 Before 30: Revised!

I have decided to revise my original 30 before 30 list. Nothing drastic, there are just a couple of goals on there that just aren't to my liking anymore. I blame the original goals on my recently birthed sleep deprived mind! (I'm sticking to it too.. pushing little people out of your body is a damn good excuse!!)

So what has gotten the cut/been edited:

8. Collect 6 wooden chairs for our dining table.
This is WAY too specific and not specific enough for what I am really trying to achieve here and that is to thrift more often to find furniture for when we move. When we moved back in with my ever patient amazing mum, we got rid of a lot of our furniture. It was all pieces from past lives and was purely functional without any charm for the most part. We are starting again, which is scary and liberating. So this goal is now:
8. Go thrifting for furniture more often

21. Get a small ridiculous tattoo
I originally had the idea of getting something completely meaningless.. well besides the meaning of "hey.. I dig this cartoon/pop culture/book" I had ideas of Golden Snitches, Yip Yips (seasame street) and Appa (Avatar: The Last Airbender). I have always wanted a triforce, before every single hipster stole the damn idea. I may still get my small, ridiculous tattoo. I'm changing this though to:
21. Get a matching "Best Friends" Tattoo with my befri

25. Read at least 5 books a month
Hey Laura guess what? YOU HAVE TWO KIDS! Seriously.. that ship has sailed. For now at least. So this very enthusiastic but unattainable goal is now:
25. read and review ≥ 10 books

29. Paint my nails a different colour every week
Again.. when you consider a day where everyone is out of their pyjamas by lunchtime a win, Finding time to paint your nails and then keep them from getting chipped and yukky is just pretty much out of the question. Unfortunately. I do love painted nails. This is now:
29. Have a salon day: Get nails done and have my first pedicure ever!

30. Take more photos
I do want to take more photos. Jason and I are a bit slack at taking photos, even after we got a rather expensive entry level dSLR camera. I have taken photos nearly every day since getting a replacement camera charger. (we lose things. Alot.) The thing is, You cant just point and click with this bad boy. So I'm taking a lot of photos. 1 out of 100 is decent. So in order to make memories this goal has been changed to:
30. Complete a beginners SRL course

There is some news on the Goals front...
2. Start Tourism diploma


In honour of my new student status, I give you Britney:




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Monday, 26 August 2013

Goal 9 - Keep Running

My body has grown two little people inside it. It's gone through hours upon hours of pain to bring these people into the world. It has fed them and housed them and ached with the strain of carrying their little bodies. My body has done pretty awesome things. Amazing and wonderful things. So why do I hate it?

I've always had image problems. I have pierced bits and covered bits in tattoos in an attempt to accept it but its always been an uphill battle. I look in a mirror (when I can't avoid doing it) and see a big bum, no boobs, flab and drab and a chin that makes me feel like Bruce Campbell or Jay Leno. I hate my nose. And my teeth. And my feet which are far too long and narrow. Get the picture?

So here I am after two babies and I'm feeling my absolute worse. It took me two years to get back to pre-baby weight the first time around. Literally, I weighed myself on Leo's 2nd birthday and was back to 70kg. This time I didn't put on as much as I did then but I'm still completely horrified at my shape these days... Which I shouldn't be. I HAD A BABY 7 WEEKS AGO! I'm allowed to have this body.

All around us are images of Victoria Secret models, Pop stars and other miscellaneous celebrities (Seriously, I still don't understand what the Karadashians have done to get where they are) who pop out their babies, give them a ridiculous moniker and next moment are prancing around in bikinis looking flawless. It can be bloody hard to accept the reality that these women aren't like us, they have a whole team of people to help them do this and realistically its going to take a whole lot longer for most of us to "bounce back" (Besides Jessica Simpson, who I want to high five for admitting her love of fried food and hate of the gym)

On my list I have a goal to get back to post baby weight. This goal is to motivate me - not to be a Victoria Secret model, that chin and those feet and teeth will still be there but to become a healthier mummy. I want to be able to look into a mirror and see those "flaws" and then look past them and be satisfied that I have done something to make my body, which I have put through so much, into the best body it can be. It is the only one I will ever have, it really deserves some love.

I am going to do something now that is really hard for me to do. I am going to be brutally honest and post a "before" photo and a scary number. A number that I am determined will not define me anymore.


With the support from my husband who loves my body regardless of bumps and stretch marks and of two munchkins who love me unconditionally no matter what I look like, I am starting a journey of self-acceptance and of finding a self esteem that has to be somewhere. I can do this. This is day one on the journey to Laura's yummy mummy bod!




The Active Mum




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Saturday, 24 August 2013

I wear a fanny pack..

Its been a very trying day here. Monster and Mouse are both still sick which has made one scream pretty much 90% of the time (Mouse) and one push every button to make mummy cranky (Monster). Thankfully both are currently asleep and snoring. Whilst I wait for Mr Ever After to finish work, I am going to take some time to reflect and join in with Pip's Taking Stock

Making : Still working away on Leo's crochet blanket. We also made cress heads! (see below)
Cooking : Salsa for tomorrow nights dinner of Salsa chicken
Drinking : A diet coke
Reading: Circle of Nine by Josephine Pennicott
Wanting: Monster to be finally toilet trained!
Looking: at second hand furniture for our move
Playing: Battle Camp on my phone. I am addicted! (nerd.)
Wasting: Red onion. I always seem to have shriveled up bits in the fridge.
Sewing: Zoe's name embroidery hoops. Still.
Wishing: My BFF Sarah was closer. I really miss her.
Enjoying: Spending more time with Husband.
Waiting: For our little getaway/move planning trip to Newcastle in September
Liking: Writing a blog, It's made me appreciate my day to day life more.
Wondering: How many appointments it will take for my stubborn hair to be the colour I want.
Loving: Kissing my baby girls head when I am babywearing.
Hoping: I get a solid block of sleep later so I can feel less like a zombie in the morning.
Marvelling: At so many blogs written by so many creative women.
Needing: A good shopping spree at Ikea.
Smelling: Daisy by Marc Jacobs and Johnson & Johnson bedtime lotion
Wearing: Black tights. Always.
Following: A list. I &heart; lists.
Noticing: All my nail polish is chipped from changing a tyre yesterday
Knowing: That it'll be Christmas before I know it
Thinking: I better get cracking on my goals
Feeling: Relieved I have some time to myself.
Bookmarking: Christening ideas for Zoe
Opening: Ebay packages filled with second hand dresses
Giggling:

  Feeling: Better now!


Because Leo was sick this week, we stuck to doing something easy. When I was at Bunnings the other day I picked up a packet of cress seeds and we made little cress head people out of used toilet rolls.


What a dork!




Monday, 19 August 2013

You know what they say about blondes...

I've taken the leap and have booked myself in to get my hair cut and coloured. I get very nervous about having my hair done as I don't really like having my hair touched. Is that weird? I get told its sort of odd. 

Anyway! I have been dying my hair a dark red for close to 6 years and it'll be a big change going lighter. To help my hair on its way to having "more fun" I came across this product at my local Priceline

After having a quick look at online reviews and being more then a little impressed by other people's results, I thought I'd give it a whirl. 

Here is the before:

And here is the after:

It's hard to tell in these photos as my bathroom light is super bright but a lot of the red has been lifted and my hair has been left a warm brown colour. If I wasn't going to my hairdresser later this week I think another box would take it back to my natural golden blonde. Colour me impress!

This weeks nail colour is called Misty Jade by Rimmel 


Which will now be my stage name if I ever become an exotic dancer. I'm your private dancer. A dancer for money. 

Sunday, 18 August 2013

Book Review - Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

Marriage can be a real killer.

One of the most critically acclaimed suspense writers of our time, New York Times bestseller Gillian Flynn, takes that statement to its darkest place in this unputdownable masterpiece about a marriage gone terribly, terribly wrong. As The Washington Post proclaimed, her work “draws you in and keeps you reading with the force of a pure but nasty addiction.” Gone Girl’s toxic mix of sharp-edged wit with deliciously chilling prose creates a nerve-fraying thriller that confounds you at every turn.

On a warm summer morning in North Carthage, Missouri, it is Nick and Amy’s fifth wedding anniversary. Presents are being wrapped and reservations are being made when Nick Dunne’s clever and beautiful wife disappears from their rented McMansion on the Mississippi River. Husband-of-the-Year Nick Dunne isn’t doing himself any favors with cringe-worthy daydreams about the slope and shape of his wife’s head, but hearing from Amy through flashbacks in her diary reveal the perky perfectionist could have put anyone dangerously on edge. Under mounting pressure from the police and the media—as well as Amy’s fiercely doting parents—the town golden boy parades an endless series of lies, deceits, and inappropriate behavior. Nick is oddly evasive, and he’s definitely bitter—but is he really a killer? As the cops close in, every couple in town is soon wondering how well they know the one that they love. With his twin sister Margo at his side, Nick stands by his innocence. Trouble is, if Nick didn’t do it, where is that beautiful wife? And what was left in that silvery gift box hidden in the back of her bedroom closet?

Employing her trademark razor-sharp writing and assured psychological insight, Gillian Flynn delivers a fast-paced, devilishly dark, and ingeniously plotted thriller that confirms her status as one of the hottest writers around.


 Gone Girl is a hard book to review. I want to write paragraph after paragraph of "And then this happened and it was messed up and then THIS happened and it was worse!" but I won't of course, Because this is a book that you have to read for yourself - but only if you are prepared to follow a story of two narratives, neither who are reliable, to a conclusion you will either love or hate.

Gillian Flynn takes the problems of an every day marriage on the rocks and twists it into something nasty and dark. These are the type of characters that make you nervous and uncomfortable. By the middle of the book you will be so certain you have a handle of what is going on... until you read the next line and they have done it to you again. And that is what makes this novel have such mixed reviews... There really is no "Good Guy". The two main characters, Amy and Nick, display the very worse of whats in us all.

I have read many reviews all about the hate people have towards the ending. I thought it was exactly where you had to leave the story. This isn't a happily ever after kind of book and the sick feeling you are left with adds to the overall bleakness this story has. Hopefully, the movie script doesn't "Hollywood" the ending up and change this conclusion. Just in case, I would recommend reading this now before it hits the big screen.

Gone Girl is a subtle slow burning thriller which is clevely written, suspensful and compelling. I enjoyed it immensely, reading it whenever I had a spare 5 minutes, and would recommend it to fans of the Film Noir genre as well as anyone who wants to see what all the fuss is about. I don't think you will be disappointed.

I gave this book 4 out of 5 stars on Goodreads




Sunday, 11 August 2013

Book Review - Bound by Kira Saito



Sixteen year old Arelia LaRue lives in New Orleans where the music is loud, voodoo queens inhabit every street corner, and the ghosts are alive and well. Despite her surroundings, all she wants is to help her Grand-mere Bea pay the rent and save up for college.

When her best friend Sabrina convinces her to take a well-paying summer job at the infamous Darkwood plantation, owned by the wealthy LaPlante family, Arelia agrees.


However, at Darkwood strange things start to happen, and gorgeous Lucus LaPlante insists that he needs her help. Soon, the powers that Arelia has been denying all her life, come out to play and she discovers mysteries about herself that she could have never imagined.

Bound is a young adult supernatural romance with an interesting and unique premise that falls far from being what it could be. A story about a girl discovering her voodoo history could make an interesting novel but in this case is poorly executed.

Our three main characters Arelia, Sabrina and Lucus are one dimensional and unconvincing cardboard personalities whose reactions to each other and the occurrences in the book are both unrealistic and baffling. I couldn’t like the protagonist Arelia, the teenager who speaks with Voodoo spirits (Ioa), at all. She is whiny and completely immature even for her age. She behaves horribly to Lucus (the predictable mysterious good looking love interest) judging him and calling him a shallow and useless person for the majority of the book simply because he comes from a family with money. Lucus, on the other hand, is happy to lead Arelia’s gold digger of a best friend Sabrina on while accepting all the criticism that Arelia throws at him. Actually aplogising for it all the while making googly eyes at her and hiding a mysterious secret. To say these characters frustrated me is an understatement.

This book was outstanding example of what I hate most about some of these self-published series. As soon as it started to get somewhat interesting, it ended. Abruptly. Obviously to encourage the reader to purchase the next book in the series but in my opinion there is a right way and a wrong way to do this and if a book is interesting and well written then a reader will want to continue on regardless of how big a cliff-hanger you throw onto the end of it.

That said, I didn’t HATE this book entirely. The Hoodoo/Voodoo storyline and the history of the Darkwood plantation were interesting and was what kept me reading up until the end. As I said before Bound is a story with potential but in this case… well I’m just glad I didn’t pay for it! I have to say, I doubt very much that I will be continuing with this series.

I gave this book 2 out of 5 stars on Goodreads


Friday, 9 August 2013

Sugar and Strikes and all things nice

There has been a lot of foreheads with worry lines in my home lately - an unsettled newborn, a stubborn 3 year old who refuses to be toilet trained and bills, bills bills. By Thursday we all needed to get out of the house and blow off some steam, Unfortunately our first plans were abandoned due to the rain so instead we decided to take Leo bowling for the first time.


Leo can be a little wary of the strangest things (Don't even mention face paint) but he LOVED bowling. I scored a miserable little 40 - terrible considering I worked in a bowling alley!


My little monster has the most amazing imagination and absolutely loves cooking and making things with me. Before having our baby girl, we had the time to do these things anytime we wanted to. Nowadays, its a little more difficult so it was really important to me that we came up with one big crafty/cooking/fun thing to do each week together, just me and my favourite little man.

This week he wanted to make shape cookies! Alas, Any cookie cutters I own are packed up and I have no idea where they are. So we settled on making circle sugar cookies and icing them! I am still trying to find the perfect sugar cookie recipe. This time around I adapted Nigella's recipe:

Easy Sugar Cookies (This made about 20 big circles)

85g Unsalted Butter
1/2 cup Caster Sugar
1 Egg
1 tsp Vanilla Extract
1 1/3 cups Self Raising Flour

Easy Icing

90mls Boiling Water
2 cups Icing Sugar
Gel food dye

Preheat your oven to 180 degrees C

Cream the softened butter and the caster sugar together until pale and fluffy. Beat in the egg and vanilla extract. Sift the self raising flour and add to the mix slowly until a dough is formed. Form into a disk and cover with cling wrap. Refrigerate for 45mins to an hour.


When the dough feels firm enough, roll out to about 1/2 cm in thickness, using more flour so it doesn't stick to the surface or the roller (In my case I use any cylindrical object I can put my hands on.) Cut out shapes and place on trays lined with baking paper. Bake for 10-12mins until the edges are turning a light golden. Let cool on trays slightly and then transfer them to wire racks to completely cool before Icing.

To make the icing, In a bowl add the boiling water slowly to your icing sugar whilst mixing with a spoon. Split into smaller bowls and colour as you wish! Shucks, We even added sprinkles!


Wednesday, 7 August 2013

August Book List

I love reading, always have. Before having kids, I'd devour books like they were my last meals. Unfortunately, working night shifts and having my little people has put a major lag on my "Have Read" list.

Speaking of lists - I would recommend Goodreads to anyone! I love being able to make a to-read list, read reviews and find new books. Im the type of person who gets to the book section of the shops and goes blank on what i wanted to get. Now - I whip out my ol' iPhone and check out my Goodreads profile. Amazing!

So here is my 5 books to read for August. (Of course if I read more I'll be over the moon!)

1. Bound by Kira Saito 
I downloaded this book on my ipad when the ibooks store was offering the first book in a series for free. To be honest, it sounds like it would follow the same path as so many "supernatural YA romances", what attracted me the most to it was that instead of just the usual witches this was voodoo queens.


This was another first book in a series that I downloaded for free. It has received quite good reviews on both the ibooks store and goodreads.


3. Horns by Joe Hill
A man starts to grow horns and people confess their worse sins to him. Not only does the premise sound creepy funny, I have wanted to read this because it is being made into a movie starring Daniel Radcliffe ♥. Harry Potter with horns!!


This book has been popping up everywhere. I have a morbid obsession with real crime shows, so a book about a murder and horribly unhappy people has my name all over it. Also another one they are making into a movie.








Saturday, 3 August 2013

Fine Brave Hearts and True



There are approximately 5 months left until I turn 30. It seems so grown up! (Never mind the fact that I am married with two kids). I have had it in my head all year to set about ticking off a list of 30 things I'd like to have done before this milestone but due to a rather trying pregnancy I have just gotten around to it.
  1. Start a Blog
  2. Start HR course
  3. Finish crochet blanket for Leo
  4. Finish crochet blanket for Zoe
  5. Learn to use my sewing machine
  6. Visit and explore the Blue Mountains
  7. Drive to Mudgee and visit my best friend Sarah
  8. Collect 6 wooden chairs for our dining table
  9. Lose baby weight/Attend an exercise class a week
  10. Find a shade of red lipstick that suits me
  11. Learn to make bread/focaccia
  12. Finish the colour on my thigh tattoo
  13. Drastically change hair style and colour
  14. Complete one craft/activity with Leo each week
  15. Enroll in a vintage makeup/hair course
  16. Buy a swimsuit
  17. Win a competition
  18. Have a romantic night away with my husband Jason
  19. Plant a herb garden I can take to Newcastle
  20. Re watch the Harry Potter movies
  21. Get a small ridiculous tattoo
  22. Go whale watching
  23. Start a collection or two
  24. Run the MS colour run
  25. Read at least 5 books a month
  26. Sing drunken Karaoke in front of a room full of strangers
  27. Make a wedding and babies photo book
  28. Re learn how to knit
  29. Paint my nails a different colour every week
  30. Take more photos
That is it, with 5 months left. I don't think anything on the list is too unachievable, Some of it may just seem plain silly but I am determined to do it all!

Inspired by so many sweet, creative and witty female bloggers, I have been playing with the idea of starting a blog for a while. So here it is! The first goal checked off... A brand new blog.

Why "The Tiniest Happily Ever After"? At my wedding to Jason last year, my best friend Sarah read a poem written by my favourite author Neil Gaiman that he wrote for friends of his when they got married. What stuck out for me were the lines:

That makes ever the tiniest happily 
ever after
Something to be proud of for a wee
forever

When I was younger, like so many of us, I dreamt of being known. Of changing the world. As i got older my dreams changed. I aspired to being a mother, a wife and having a happy home. It may not be the grandeur dreams of my youth but its my happily ever after. Tiny and perfect and something I am proud of. Hopefully, for a wee forever.



Welcome to my life.